|fat girls just wanna have fun
||[Nov. 13th, 2004|12:01 am]
|[||Feeling all sorts of
Oh man, I haven't updated in forever since I can barely leave my bed. Oh man i'm getting fat. Anyway, I went shopping the other day and I'm a size 15 now. Awesome!. I got my hair cut too. I look like a dirty dirty boy. I got a shirt that makes my fat hang out just right. I bet it will attract all the boys into my den of dick sucking. I got a stylish feeding bag from the Deb shop. It has little gems all over it.
I went down on my boyfriends best friend. hahaha I'm funny. I swallowed every drop. I just got into the art of getting pissed on. Daren (my boyfriend best friend) put a funnel into my asshole and then he pissed in it. When he was done I sipped it out with a twisty straw. Dirty dirty fat girl I am. NAY NAY!!! Ow i stept on a pokemon figureen and jabbed my fat toe into the coffee table.
I love putting cake in my pants before i go to bed so when I masterbate I get to have cake afterwards. But sometimes I get sick cuz the cake gives me a track infection. Thats okay though! cuz i just put the cottage cheese stuff my vagina makes on to the next I cake eat!! YEAH YEAH!!
I CAN'T WAIT TO STUFF MY FACE THIS THANKSGIVING SO I GET REALLY REALLY SICK AND CRAP MY PANTS!!