|I'm the one that fucked scooby dooooo
||[Oct. 21st, 2005|08:57 pm]
|[||Feeling all sorts of
|||||cakey shit in the pants mood||]|
I've been really depressed lately. I'm super fat. I haven't been able to move away from my computer. I can't even answer my phone anymore. I need a specail dialing wand. and i'm eating out of the garbage again. I'm getting really good with shooting apple sauce out of my ass at my mom. Currently my favorite game in the worl d is NBA jams. Boom shaka laka. I was walking by the store today and they are offering free cake samples and I thought " OH CAKE". CAKE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR! I then made a poopil in my pants. I was too lazy to do anything about it so i just kind of let it slosh in my pants till I got a yeast infection. So I walked around the mall to look for some poonaner. Instead I bought two hermit crabs and set them lose in my pants to tear up my vagina. To finish up the evening I rolled around in some dog shit. It was good. It fact is was great.