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I'm the one that fucked scooby dooooo [Oct. 21st, 2005|08:57 pm]
[Feeling all sorts of |cheerfulcakey shit in the pants mood]

I've been really depressed lately. I'm super fat. I haven't been able to move away from my computer. I can't even answer my phone anymore. I need a specail dialing wand. and i'm eating out of the garbage again. I'm getting really good with shooting apple sauce out of my ass at my mom. Currently my favorite game in the worl d is NBA jams. Boom shaka laka. I was walking by the store today and they are offering free cake samples and I thought " OH CAKE". CAKE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOR! I then made a poopil in my pants. I was too lazy to do anything about it so i just kind of let it slosh in my pants till I got a yeast infection. So I walked around the mall to look for some poonaner. Instead I bought two hermit crabs and set them lose in my pants to tear up my vagina. To finish up the evening I rolled around in some dog shit. It was good. It fact is was great.

From: ignite_a_fight
2005-10-22 01:32 am (UTC)
what the hell
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[User Picture]From: orgasmah
2005-10-22 11:37 am (UTC)

mmmmm :)
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[User Picture]From: purplepoop
2005-10-24 07:06 am (UTC)
You should get an extra large wheelchair so you don't have to walk. And you can sit and shit in the chair! You could stay in the chair forever and have your ass grow into the chair so that one day the paramedics can come get you and cut the chair off your butt. I read that happened to some fat broad only she grew into her couch.
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[User Picture]From: msterdbter
2006-04-06 04:28 pm (UTC)

Re: Happy Birthday!

is that a boob? or a belly? orr a leg? what the hell is that?
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[User Picture]From: msterdbter
2006-04-06 04:27 pm (UTC)
Im glad you still at it. your disgustingness makes me laugh so hard I almost crap my pants. and your hilarious stories of butt peeing and bendy straws got me and my buddies through a deployment in iraq. congratulations and you keep this shit up!!
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